Thursday, January 31, 2008

INTERMISSION: A MEME AND A TEASE

THE MEME

While the projectionist threads up Dark Star it seems as good a time as any to take care of the latest meme. This time around Will Cubbedge from Fish In A Barrel has tagged me with one of the various book memes floating around.

The Rules

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.

Believe it or not, the book closest to me at this time is the Videohound's Golden Movie Retriever. Honest. I'm not lying. Weeding out the credits, the fifth full sentence on page 123 starts the review of Blade Master.

"In this sequel to "Ator the Fighting Eagle," O'Keeffe as Ator is back as the Blade Master. Ator defends his people and his family name in a battle against the "Geometric Nucleus": a primitive bomb. His quest leads him and his small band of men to the castle of knowledge. D'Amato used the pseudonym David Hills."

Sounds right up my alley. Unfortunately I can't locate a copy of Blade Master from my usual sources. Instead, in honor of this meme, I'll post a review of the first movie, Ator The Fighting Eagle, when it becomes available. Inexplicably, it has a very long wait on Netflix, which means the world could end before it ever reaches my house.

Speaking of which, since I'm usually near the end of the line for these things, I'll tag Will Smith, the last man on Earth... to not have been tagged by this particular meme.

THE TEASE

The second closest book to me when I received this meme has the following lines starting with the fifth sentence on page 123.

"When I modeled her, I thought that she would be mine forever-but others came and admired her-others like you and your friend." The axe sliced through the air, missing Arthur and striking the brick wall. Sparks flew as the smashing contact was made."

Just what tome contains that masterpiece of prose will be revealed in a week or two.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

SHORT FEATURE: THE THING (LEGO VERSION)

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I realize that by sticking to my shtick here of reviewing only low budget productions, it means that a lot of people's favorite movies (including mine) got left out of our John Carpenter mini film festival. So, following the example of St. Paul in his First Epistle to the Corinthians, "I have become all things to all people, that I might by all means save some." Which, in this context, means saving you from the trouble of telling me how much I suck for not including your favorite John Carpenter movie. As it happens, I am able to give you The Thing, while at the same time still showing you something that probably cost about 20 bucks to make.

One of the central themes in The Thing is the total breakdown of the social structure when trust is removed from the mix. "We trust" is more important than it appears on the surface." writes Fr. John A. Hardon, S.J., "Without trust, there can be no hope... Our lives are built on hope. A hopeless life is a despairing life." Is there any better example of this than the final scene of The Thing in which the two surviving characters, still untrusting of one another, devoid of all hope, sit down in the snow and wait to die? Heck, it even comes across when it's done with Legos.

Monday, January 28, 2008

FILM CLUB REVIEW: HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL

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TAGLINE

The First Film With the Amazing New Wonder EMERGO: The Thrills Fly Right Into The Audience!

THE PLOT

Millionaire Frederick Loren has rented the legendary House on Haunted Hill for one evening so that his wife can give a party. The guest list, however, consists solely of five seemingly random strangers (test pilot, secretary, psychologist, gossip columnist, and the drunken owner of the house) whom Loren has promised $10,000 each if they stay the entire night. Oh, and survive, of course. Along with the alleged vengeful spirits which inhabit the house, it becomes evident to the guests that Loren and his wife Annabelle might not have the best intentions towards one another. Following a number of supposedly supernatural occurrences, Annabelle is found hung and pronounced dead by the psychologist. Suspicion naturally turns to Loren. After a few more ghastly happenings drive the secretary to the brink of madness, she panics and shoots Loren, believing he has come to murder her also. Meanwhile, in another part of the house, the psychologist revives the not-so-dead Annabelle and informs her that their scheme to have Loren murdered has gone as planned. There are, however, more games going on in the House on Haunted Hill than even Annabelle and her lover are aware of and the night just may not have claimed it's last victim.

THE POINT

Finally, it's the film club review that almost never was. This month, we dare to spend an evening with The House On Haunted Hill, the original 1959 classic starring Vincent Price. Christina from The Northern Cross and D. G. D. Davidson from The Sci-Fi Catholic pitch in again with complete reviews on their own blogs. Let's start with some excerpts from their posts.

CHRISTINA

...I was skeptical at first since I dislike scary movies, but found that I enjoyed this movie a lot. It's not really that scary at all, although I did jump a couple times. I also found it predictable though; as in I knew Annabelle wasn't dead, but couldn't figure out how she'd fooled a doctor, until it turned out he was her lover. Ok, that sort of makes sense, but how did Frederick know to invite him?

And that gets to what I was left wondering for the rest of the night. All the questions that just didn't make sense if there were no ghosts involved...

...I know many of my questions have answers, some probably do not, but it is probably best to leave it up to faith. As a scientist I often feel the need to get all the answers before believing something is true. Many times I've been tempted to accept the belief that unless I fully understood something I couldn't put my faith in it. However, the Catechism teaches us that Faith is "the theological virtue by which we believe in God and believe all that he has said and revealed to us, and that Holy Church proposes for our belief, because he is truth itself."...

(Read Christina's full review here.)

D. G. D. DAVIDSON

...The movie makes a number of forgivable mistakes. Central to the film is an elaborate attempt to commit a "perfect murder," but this murderous scheme has so many holes in it, it would be remarkable if it did work. Additionally, the movie sets up certain things but doesn't follow through: for example, a character is "marked" for death by the ghosts early in the film, but this never amounts to anything. Furthermore, the film's ending is hokey in the extreme and entirely unbelievable, yet emotionally powerful nonetheless.

The movie's greatest sin, and the focus of this discussion, is a conceit of poorly written horror, one I've encountered numerous times: inexplicable events occur, yet at the end of the story, we are expected to believe that it was all just a trick and that the ghosts were fake, even though they could levitate, travel through locked doors, and make objects move on their own. Several inexplicable events occur in House on Haunted Hill, but we get only a weak naturalistic explanation at the movie's conclusion...

...Catholics are used to stories of miracles and visions and similar supernatural events. Some of these are folklore, some are medical phenomena with no known explanation, some are witnessed miracles, some are visions, and some are all in people's heads. The Church examines many claims of miracles and visions; when unable to determine they are hoaxes or doctrinally objectionable, she labels them "worthy of belief," which means the faithful can take them or leave them, but are not obligated to believe in them...

(Read D. G. D.'s full review here.)

EEGAHINC

"Do you remember how much fun we had that time you tried to poison me?"

That one line of dialog should tell you all you need to know about the relationship between Frederick Loren and his latest wife Annabelle in this movie. Played pitch perfect by Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart, the unloving pair spends most of their screen time together trading snide quips and making veiled murder threats. I don't think it's going too far to say that without these two performances, this whole movie would never have risen above standard B-Movie schlock in the way that it does. And to give even more credit to the actors, it's got to be tough to play a couple consumed with hatred for one another and yet still make them so enjoyable to watch for the audience. Any time the Lorens are on the screen together it's just a blast.

I wouldn't want to know'em in real life, though. These two are nuts. If there was ever poster children for how things can go wrong in a marriage, this is them. "Every man experiences evil around him and within himself." the Catechism reminds us, "This experience makes itself felt in the relationships between man and woman. Their union has always been threatened by discord, a spirit of domination, infidelity, jealousy, and conflicts that can escalate into hatred and separation." Yep, that pretty much sounds like the checklist for any Saturday night at the old Loren household.

Maybe the Lorens could have avoided all this heartache by popping over to YourFriendlyDivorce.com where they have 10 helpful hints to make sure your marriage ends nicely. They include insightful tips like #3 Seek common goals with your spouse, #4 Learn to see things from your spouse's perspective, and #5 Have a parenting plan. "Let's face it: divorce is painful." the website explains, "But with proper planning and a desire to reach agreement, you and your spouse can achieve harmony, fairness and mutual respect." (Look, if you can't make your own smart aleck remark here, you're just being lazy.)

Another possible solution (and call me crazy, but I think it's the better one) would have been to enter into the marriage properly in the first place. And that's with one huge sobering thought in their heads from the get go, that "since God created him man and woman, their mutual love becomes an image of the absolute and unfailing love with which God loves man." Dietrich von Hildebrand, philosopher and theologian, wondered "Why does Holy Scripture choose this particular relationship as an image?" (Which was rhetorical, of course, because he immediately answered his own question.) "It is chosen because marriage is the closest and most intimate of all earthly unions in which, more than in any other, one person gives himself to another without reserve, where the other in his complete personality is the object of love, and where mutual love is in a specific way the theme (that is to say, the core) of the relationship."

That's a lot to strive for, but it sure beats the alternative, especially if the ending of House On Haunted Hill is any indication. I'm not saying all failed marriages end with a life-sized skeleton puppet shoving someone into a vat of acid, but I've met plenty of people who say it felt that way.

END CREDITS

Well, that wraps up another film club review. All thanks and praise to Christina and D. G. D. for sitting through another one of these nutty movies. If I think they can endure it, I might give it another try. And remember, this is open to anyone who reads the blog, so be sure to chip in next time if the spirit moves you. See you then.

Friday, January 25, 2008

COMING ATTRACTIONS: DARK STAR

For the last movie in our John Carpenter mini film fest , I've decided to go with his first. That's right, it's the director's senior thesis, 1974's Dark Star.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

PRINCE OF DARKNESS

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THE TAGLINE

"Before man walked the earth... it slept for centuries. It is evil. It is real. It is awakening."

THE PLOT

Having been summoned to a long abandoned church in downtown Los Angeles by Father Loomis (played by the perpetually nervous Donald Pleasance),  Prof. Birack and an assortment of graduate students are asked to investigate the origins of a mysterious cylinder of glowing green goo and a tome of indeterminate age written in an unknown language. It isn't long before strange things begin to happen as hordes of insects and worms appear, zombie-like homeless people gather outside the church, and the occupants within begin to experience a disturbing shared dream. Tensions mount as the cylinder is analyzed, the book is deciphered, and the meaning of the dream becomes clear. (What's actually going on in the church is kind of complicated, so I'll save all that for a little later.) With the truth revealed and the container's seals breached, a number of the students begin to fall under the spell of what's inside, joining the possessed homeless in an assault on those still unaffected. The dwindling number of survivors must not only find a way to escape the church, but also, as their dreams have revealed, save the world in the process.

THE POINT

"Martin Quartermass, whose first screenplay this is, overloads the dialogue with scientific references and is stingy with the surprises." Well, at least that's what the October 23, 1987 New York Times review of Prince of Darkness had to say upon the films release. The problem is, you see, Martin Quartermass never really existed outside of the credits of the movie. (God bless the NY Times, getting things wrong for generations.) As it turns out, the name was just a pseudonym for John Carpenter himself, who used it as a penname in tribute to the old Professor Quartermass films of the 60s. Long time genre fans were quick to catch the reference, especially since the plotline of Prince of Darkness touches on themes very similar to those in the brilliant 1967 film Quartermass and The Pit. In that movie, London is laid waste to after a buried space capsule is unearthed and the evil world-mind of the planet Mars, which the racial memory of humankind recognizes as Satan, possesses most of the population. That's right, the devil came from Mars.

Carpenter's take is slightly different, and also a little tougher to explain. You see, in Prince of Darkness, the ancient text the scientific team is decoding explains that Jesus was actually an extraterrestrial being who came to our planet in order to warn mankind about the antichrist. This entity, which is basically sentient evil in prebiotic liquid form, was sent from it's mirror universe to our world at the dawn of time in order to infect the world's population. The resulting army of evil would then prepare the way for Satan to breach the dimensional barrier and bring a time of darkness to God's universe of light. Upon delivering this warning, however, the alien Jesus was promptly crucified as a madman. Undeterred, His followers managed to capture the cylinder containing the antichrist and secret it away. They then established the dogmas of Christianity as a smoke screen so that no one could learn the real truth, a truth the science of the time could not prove. Once science had advanced enough, however, the Church still kept the cylinder a secret as it was unwilling to give up its phony teachings and thereby lose its means of controlling the hearts and minds of the population. (Got all that? Good. Now take a deep breath, because we're only halfway there.)

You would think that would be enough plot points for two or three films already, but Carpenter was reading a lot of quantum mechanics at the time, and couldn't resist throwing in one more little element. The disturbing dream. As the investigators come to learn, their shared dream is actually a future television broadcast showing the newly released Satan emerging from the church, a signal being transmitted backwards in time via faster than light tachyon streams. The hope is that the transmission, which is picked up by the subconscious of anyone sleeping in close proximity to the church, will warn the people of the past about the approaching apocalypse and allow them an opportunity to intervene and change the timeline. Neat, huh? Not only does this plot device set up an absolutely perfect payoff in the final scene, but it also provides a foreboding sense of doom throughout the entire movie that really amps up the tension. You want atmosphere? This film is swimming in it. (Got all that? Good. There just might be a pop quiz later.)

If all this sounds overly geeky, like you need to read some Stephen Hawking before popping the DVD in, then let me reassure you, we're still talking about a John Carpenter film here. As interesting as the ideas are in this movie, they only come at you scattershot amidst the usual Carpenter carnage. All that Star Trek manual type stuff gets squeezed in between scenes of zombies dissolving into puddles of insects, guys getting stabbed with bicycle seats, people vomiting the antichrist into each others mouths, etc. You know, all the fun thrill-ride stuff you actually rented the movie to see when you noticed John Carpenter's name over the title. In fact, if the movie has one noticeable flaw, it's probably that it's overcrowded, with Carpenter's typical "small group under siege" action scenario competing with all of the tech talk for screen time. Things can quickly become convoluted if you're not paying attention.

Along with being tough to follow, the movie also has serious budget problems in the effects department (the antichrist in human form kind of looks like somebody's mom with cherry pie all over her face) and some of the acting is a little wonky (if physicists are really this wooden when they fall in love, it's amazing they get a chance to breed at all). In fact, there's a good chance you might just hate this movie. But if you're like me, then this movie will slowly creep it's way up your list of favorites. You see, I'm just enough of an armchair intellectual (annoying nerd?) to really enjoy discussions of Schrodinger's cat and God-directed sub atomic particles being wedged in amongst all the neck snapping and eye gouging. This film is exactly the kind of grand guignol geekery that this blog was made for. Which is odd, I suppose, given the fact that the central conceit of Prince of Darkness is that everything my religion teaches, everything I profess to believe in, is a lie, a fabrication designed to steer people away from the real truth.

How then, you might ask, am I able to enjoy this movie so much? How is it that I'm not so offended by it's very existence that I don't go all Golden Compass on it? Probably because, in truth, there's no sense of real malice towards religion in Prince of Darkness. While the Church is indeed presented as deceitful and the priest does (temporarily?) lose his faith, the scientists fare little better as their arrogant confidence in a purely secular worldview crumbles before the realization that God and the devil are real (even if not quite in the way the Church taught). You could even say science gets the worst of it, as those students who doggedly refuse to accept that Satan exists are the first to get killed off. And, as Conrich and Woods' The Cinema Of John Carpenter: The Technique Of Terror correctly notes, God even gets in the last word as "Christian teachings apparently resurface in the self-sacrifice of Catherine who, while the priest suffers a breakdown, goes through the mirror to prevent the entity from bringing about the Apocalypse." (Kind of interesting to note that the authors don't see self-sacrifice as a scientific concept.)

No, unlike the aforementioned Golden Compass, Carpenter doesn't really appear all that interested in destroying my religion, he just seems to want to borrow ideas and start discussions. "I'm an atheist" Carpenter is quoted as saying in an interview with Big O Magazine, "but I have a great fascination with this issue - over God and whether there is one or not. I come to (my belief) personally for my own reasons and my own decisions. But I respect anybody who believes anything, I don't have the ultimate answers about anything." (Isn't it nice to be reminded sometimes that not all atheists are like Christopher Hitchens?) Really, Carpenter sounds like someone you could talk these things over with, especially if beer and nachos were part of the deal. And as the Catechism notes, Catholics have no reason to shy away from talking with people whose ideas clash with our own. "In defending the ability of human reason to know God, the Church is expressing her confidence in the possibility of speaking about him to all men and with all men, and therefore of dialogue with other religions, with philosophy and science, as well as with unbelievers and atheists."

That's how it always been from the beginning. As I made note of myself in the very first paragraph I ever wrote on this blog, "in Acts 17 of the Christian New Testament, St. Paul finds an altar in Athens dedicated to the “Unknown God”. It was one of those little stone thingies Tertullian mentions which the Greeks would erect just to make sure they were covering all their bases god-wise. You never know when some wandering Bulgarian Samodivi might wander into town and want a little sacrifice. Never one to pass up an opportunity, Paul uses the altar as a springboard for conversation with the locals about his new religion and its "Unknown God", Jesus." And that turned out okay, didn't it? Adherents.com speculates that there are over 1.1 billion atheists-agnostics-unbelievers in the world today. That number is only going to grow if we never engage those who disagree with our beliefs.

As recent as his December 21, 2007 speech to the Fifth General Conference of the Bishops from Latin America and the Caribbean, Pope Benedict XVI reminded us all that "those who have recognized a great truth, those who have discovered a great joy, must pass it on, they cannot keep it to themselves... In order to reach fulfillment, history needs the announcement of the Good News to all peoples, to all men and women... because the renewed encounter with Jesus Christ and His Gospel - and only that - revives the forces that make us capable of giving the right response to the challenges of our time." So, talk to them. Even if they tell you Satan is from Mars, go ahead and talk to them. Even if they tell you evil is nothing more than a big vial full of snot, just... talk to them.

THE STINGER

Pop quiz time. (Hey, you were warned.) Carpenter's atheism does get the better of him in one aspect of the script. Did you spot it?

In his history of the antichrist, rather than admit to the truth (even for the sake of the story) of the Church's spiritual teachings on the nature of good and evil, Carpenter couldn't resist falling back on one of the oldest chestnuts about the Church that there is, that we made it all up for the sake of power. "The name "atheism" covers many very different phenomena" the Catechism reminds us. "[One] form of contemporary atheism looks for the liberation of man through economic and social liberation. "It holds that religion, of its very nature, thwarts such emancipation by raising man's hopes in a future life, thus both deceiving him and discouraging him from working for a better form of life on earth."

Monday, January 21, 2008

INTERMISSION: ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN

As I was just reminded by D. G. D. Davidson, The Sci-Fi Catholic, I once again completely forgot about the film club THAT I STARTED. That probably doesn't bode well for the film club as a lasting feature here, but we'll see. Anyway, once again, those still interested in having a paragraph or two included in the film club review of the Vincent Price classic House On Haunted Hill, feel free to leave a comment in the combox, drop me an email at eegahinc@gmail.com with your review, or just send a link to your post sometime over the next couple of days.

Abominable SnowmanMy excuse this time. Snow!

It's impossible to explain to those of you who don't live south of Tennessee the extent to which apocalyptic zeal seizes this part of the country when white stuff begins falling from the sky.

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How much did we get this year? One inch. That's it. But that was enough to shut down this part of Georgia on and off for the past five days. Seriously. Schools and businesses closed, bread and milk disappeared from store shelves, and some protestant churches canceled services. As for me, I neglected work and blogging and opted to spend most of the time introducing my 5 year old to his first snowfall.

S6303335Or slushfall as the case may be. You see, you've got two options down here when it comes to building snowmen. You can go large, in which case the result ends up being an abominable mass of dead leaves and mud barely held together by chunks of ice, or you can go small and clean. For the time being, mercifully, the little one isn't into mud, so we went the small route.

So, in the end, I got nothing done for the better part of a week. And the world kept turning. "God's action is the model for human action." the Catechism reminds us, "If God "rested and was refreshed" on the seventh day, man too ought to "rest" and should let others, especially the poor, "be refreshed." The sabbath brings everyday work to a halt and provides a respite. It is a day of protest against the servitude of work and the worship of money."

The sun's out now, though. Back to servitude and blogging.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

FIRST CLOVERFIELD MONSTER SIGHTING

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Here it is, here it is!

Okay, I can't really back that up, but wouldn't it have been cool if this really were the case?

Friday, January 11, 2008

SHORT FEATURE: PRINCES IN AGONY

Just in case you don't recognize these little ditties, this is the song Agony and its reprise from the Broadway production of Into The Woods. If you don't know the play, don't worry, it won't take long to recognize these are the fabled Charming brothers singing of their princely woes.

Also perfectly obvious is what's wrong with these idiots. But since I've had the audacity to include the word catechism in my blog title, it's probably a good idea to include something from The Catechism to further clarify things.

"The chaste person maintains the integrity of the powers of life and love placed in him. This integrity ensures the unity of the person; it is opposed to any behavior that would impair it. It tolerates neither a double life nor duplicity in speech. Chastity includes an apprenticeship in self-mastery which is a training in human freedom. The alternative is clear: either man governs his passions and finds peace, or he lets himself be dominated by them and becomes unhappy."

Thursday, January 10, 2008

COMING ATTRACTIONS: PRINCE OF DARKNESS



Dark conspiracies in the Catholic Church? Quantum physics? Alice Cooper as a zombie? Donald Pleasence as a crazy priest? What took us so long to get to this film? Our low budget John Carpenter film fest continues with 1987's Prince of Darkness.

THEY LIVE

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TAGLINE

"You see them on the street. You watch them on TV. You might even vote for one this fall. You think they're people just like you. You're wrong. Dead wrong."

THE PLOT

Unable to find steady employment, good-natured doofus John Nada (surprisingly well played by rasslin's own Rowdy Roddy Piper) is brought to an inner city homeless camp by fellow construction worker Frank. After witnessing a mysterious nighttime police raid on the church next door, Nada investigates only to find the structure empty save for a few crates of sunglasses. Trying a pair on, Nada is horrified to discover the glasses actually block an alien transmission which has been hiding subliminal messages in our media, as well as preventing humans from seeing the true appearance of the aliens already living among us. Realizing many of the authorities are in on the conspiracy, and incapable of coming up with a more intelligent plan, Nada initially goes on a killing spree, taking out any alien the glasses reveal to him. Eventually joined by a reluctant Frank, Nada hooks up with a small underground resistance force of humans who have managed to track down the source of the alien transmission. Before they can act, however, a surprise attack by the aliens and their human allies eliminates most of the rebels. With their days numbered, Nada and Frank decide to make one last desperate assault on the alien headquarters in an attempt to destroy the transmitter and reveal the aliens to the rest of mankind.

THE POINT

In a 2005 interview with the A. V. Club, director John Carpenter was asked what makes the horror genre so suited to political comment? He responded, "Well, that's always been the case with the "B" genres. Not to say that horror movies are always "B," but they usually are. Because they're supposed to be about horror and blood and all that horrible stuff, it's easier to sneak in little subversive messages." And that's usually just what you get with a Carpenter movie, social themes snuck in here and there, but rarely in such a way that they get in the way of the fun. For instance, you're more than welcome to watch Escape From New York and reflect on whether or not America is headed towards a police state, but you'll likely save that for later, after you've watched Kurt Russell clock some big goon upside his skull with a spike-filled baseball bat. And yeah, you can watch The Fog and ruminate on the effects of sin on future generations, but that can probably wait until after you've watched a gaggle of soggy worm-ridden ghosts chase Adrienne Barbeau up the side of a lighthouse. They Live is kind of different, though. When asked if the messages in They Live were a little bit more overt, Carpenter's answer was typically quick. " Yeah" he said, "that's more overt."

I'll say. About as overt as a spike-filled baseball bat upside the skull! You see, They Live came out in 1988, a time when one of the social issues public attention was focused on was the homeless population. And it's easy to see why. Although HUD's official study estimated there were somewhere around 300,000 homeless in the mid 80s, some advocate groups like the Community for Creative Non-Violence were insisting (very loudly) in the press that the number exceeded two million. Obviously somebody was counting wrong, but no matter which organization was ultimately closer to the truth, neither number was really anything to feel good about. Especially during a time which has come to be known as, fair or not, the decade of greed. Using this environment as a backdrop, John Carpenter filmed what is likely his most political and satirical movie to date.

But, don't fret, this is still a Carpenter movie we're talking about. Anybody expecting a 90 minute long political screed or heart-tugging sermon  should look elsewhere. The majority of the movie consists of Carpenter doing one of the things he does best, which is making a whacked-out testosterone-drenched movie. If you have any doubt, then keep in mind that this is a film whose centerpiece is a bare knuckle fist fight with no special effects in sight. Nada, on the run after his ill conceived murder spree, attempts to convince Frank to try on the sunglasses. Frank wants nothing to do with any of it and since neither guy is a big conversationalist, they settle the issue by beating the snot out of each other. In a scene which clocks in at over 5 minutes (and that's a long time in a movie) the pair use their fists, elbows, knees, foreheads, some 2x4s, a trash can, and even the asphalt they're standing as weapons in a battle to simply determine whether or not Frank puts on the specs. Cerebral no, but fun to watch, oh yeah. (I would venture a guess that if the tediously political Lions For Lambs had included a fight scene in which Tom Cruise got kneed in the groin six consecutive times, a lot more people would have bought tickets to see it. I know I would have.)

And the rest of They Live is no less tongue in cheek than the fight sequence. Once Nada discovers the aliens' presence, he's almost amused to find that the so-called invaders' actions consists primarily of shopping sprees, "going for it" in the workplace, and occasionally running for political office. "They" are not engaged in a military siege, but rather a hostile corporate takeover. Far worse than just being your typical bug-eyed aliens (and these guys are seriously bug-eyed), the titular "They" are, in fact... YUPPIES! If you have any doubts, just take a look at their wrist communicators, they're made by Rolex. Oh, what a giveaway! And as you may know, there wasn't a stereotype the general public enjoyed hating more in the 80s than yuppies, that bunch of money-hungry espresso-sipping quiche-eaters who held to a philosophy "that makes profit the exclusive norm and ultimate end of economic activity."

That's why it's not just about politics in They Live. While the film is in no way friendly to the Republican administration which was in charge at the time of filming (an alien giving a televised speech directly quotes Reagan), They Live is ultimately another in a long line of Carpenter movies in which a few maverick individuals rail against an oppressive and corrupt system. It's the big guys versus the little guys, and the big guys always suck. One gets the impression that if the Democrats had been in office at the time, Carpenter would probably have given them the finger just as quickly. (Snake Plissken sure would have.) As explained in The Cinema Of John Carpenter: The Technique Of Terror by Ian Conrich and David Woods, They Live's "narrative is more complex than the 'Republicans as aliens' plotline and the action-hero shootout at the end might suggest. As Cumbow notes, the aliens' plan, which is to turn the Earth into a division of their wider business interests, is successful only because a large segment of the population is willing to go along with it. Comfort and complacency are the problem."

Fortunately, complacency in a Carpenter movie can easily be dealt with through the use of some well placed explosives. Our heroes do indeed destroy the transmitter, and in a final scene played mostly for laughs, the movie reveals that humans can finally see the threat they've (both metaphorically and quite literally) been getting screwed by. But then what? If there's a criticism to be had for They Live, it's that like many of Carpenter's other movies, there is no real long term solution presented for the problem. Carpenter is great at filming the tearing down of social structures, but not quite as good at indicating how he thinks they can be rebuilt. Maybe he feels that part of the process is just no fun to film or watch. But it does beg the question, if we accept They Live's premise that America is in danger of becoming, or already is, a place in which the sociopolitical system is unjust to the poor, how are we supposed to make it better? You know, besides blowing everything up and stuff like that.

Well, if we're willing to settle for something a little less exciting, but with the potential for a more lasting effect, then Christian teaching may be just what we're looking for. "The Church's love for the poor" states the Catechism, "is a part of her constant tradition. This love is inspired by the Gospel of the Beatitudes, of the poverty of Jesus, and of his concern for the poor. Love for the poor is even one of the motives for the duty of working so as to "be able to give to those in need." And, despite what modern politicians might say in order to get elected, we are expected to carry this social doctrine beyond our private individual situations and into our public lives. "Concern for the health of its citizens requires that society help in the attainment of living conditions that allow them to grow and reach maturity: food and clothing, housing, health care, basic education, employment, and social assistance... Those in authority should practice distributive justice wisely, taking account of the needs and contribution of each, with a view to harmony and peace."

Distributive justice? Now there's a big word. Taken by itself it almost sounds like the Church is saying there is a divine commandment to institute income redistribution programs, doesn't it? Well, it's not quite that simple. Here's how Archbishop Daniel E. Pilarczyk puts it. "Because we are human beings, we all have the right to share in certain fundamental resources. We all have the right to things like food and water and personal security and education, and other things as well... Everyone, each one of us, has a right to these things not because we have earned them or paid for them, but simply because we exist, simply because we are part of created reality. If everyone has a right to expect these things from society, then society has a obligation to see that these things are provided. Notice, however, that this kind of justice is not governed by arithmetic equality, but by proportion. We don’t all have a right to the same amount of food or water or personal security or education, but to the minimum share that we need in order to sustain our human existence."

(I can't believe I'm discussing economics on this blog. I'm starting to see why Carpenter sticks to explosions.)

Anyway, it's important to note that both the Catechism and the Archbishop use the word "society" rather than "government". The reason behind this is because of yet another big word, subsidiarity. The Compendium Of The Social Doctrine Of The Church  by the Pontifical Council for Justice and Peace states that "subsidiarity is among the most constant and characteristic directives of the Church's social doctrine and has been present since the first great social encyclical." Basically, subsidiarity states that a government (or other large entity) should only undertake those initiatives or programs which cannot be carried out by individuals or private groups acting independently. Or to put it even more basically, the big guys should never step in as long as the little guys can handle the problem on their own.

(Carpenter would have set off a bomb by now.)

So let's see, it goes something like this. Jesus demands we care for the poor, period. Of course, different cultures can argue about just what constitutes being "poor", but for our purposes, if someone is lacking something they need to survive, then they qualify. Once we recognize them, we then have an obligation under the principle of distributive justice to reallocate to the poor the goods they absolutely need. It's the step after that where things often start to go wrong, because, under the principle of subsidiarity, the goods we're supposed to start with are our own. Only as the problem outgrows our individual capacity do we bring in others with the government actually being the last resort. Why? Well, as John Paul II wrote, "by intervening directly and depriving society of its responsibility, the Social Assistance State leads to a loss of human energy and an increase of public agencies, which are dominated more by bureaucratic ways of thinking than by concern for serving their clients, and which are accompanied by an enormous increase in spending." In other words, the more you involve government, the more deadened individuals become to the situation, and the less help actually reaches the needy. Put another way, the more you neglect the idea of subsidiarity, the better chance you run of creating a sociopolitical system that John Carpenter will want to blow up.

THE STINGER

The Compendium Of The Social Doctrine Of The Church does go on to recognize that there are situations in which the social imbalance is too huge or the economy so crippled that only the government can feasibly address the problem. The catch? "in light of the principle of subsidiarity... this institutional substitution must not continue any longer than is absolutely necessary." Government programs are supposed to be temporary. Riiiight.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

NOW SHOWING AT A BLOG NEAR YOU: THE WORLD NEEDS HEROES

Like myself, some of you may have already seen this ad, but a hat tip goes to Love2learn at the Movies for the heads up on the story that it will actually get some theatrical showings.

"The NYPRIEST Theatrical Trailer will be shown in select New York theatres to promote the  NYPRIEST Campaign. The aim of the campaign is to build up a "Culture of Vocations" in the Archdiocese of New York, to increase awareness of the diocesan priesthood and to draw young men whom God is calling to respond generously to service in the Church as Priests after the Heart of Jesus Christ."

More info can be found at NYPRIEST.com.

Friday, January 04, 2008

FILM CLUB REMINDER

I have to admit, with the holidays and busy Church season, I plain forgot about this. And so did everyone else, apparently. But, it's not too late. Anybody still interested in having a paragraph or two included in the film club review of the Vincent Price classic House On Haunted Hill, feel free to drop me an email at eegahinc@gmail.com with your review or a link to your post sometime over the next couple of weeks. Thanks.