Saturday, March 31, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 31, 2018

Robot Overlords

Robot Overlords (2014) Autocratic automatons place humans on house arrest and quickly decommission any violators. Teenage pals pull a Red Dawn. TIL: "Law has the character of law to the extent that it accords with right reason." If it doesn't do that, we're not obligated to obey.

Wild Beasts

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Wild Beasts (1984) - "Either we are adrift in chaos or we are individuals, created, loved, upheld and placed purposefully, exactly where we are." - Elisabeth Elliot

mister roberts

And finally, I was watching Mister Roberts again and just couldn’t resist tweeting out this quote.

Mister Roberts: Okay, okay. Any minute now you'll start quoting Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Lt. Doc: That's a lousy thing to say!

For some fun listening to people both rag on and defend Emerson and his version of transcendentalism, be sure to hop over to this ten year old thread on the Catholic Answers forum.

Friday, March 30, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 30, 2018

Attack of the Killer Donuts

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016) Of course, it's stupid. It does, however, have C. Thomas Howell fighting man-eating pastries. What other movie gives you that? TIL: Along with their built-in spiritual lessons, this seems like another good reason to stick to Hot Cross Buns.

Jesus Christ Superstar

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) - "To wear the crown of peace, you must wear the crown of thorns." - Gordon Lightfoot

SHORT TAKE: READY PLAYER ONE

Ready Player One

Reviews of Ready Player One are already emerging analyzing the film as either a commentary on over-commercialization and pop culture obsessiveness, or the inevitable outcome of such. That's understandable. This is a Spielberg film after all, and given that he is one of the premiere filmmakers of our age, surely any work of his must be worth picking apart. Right?

Eh, maybe not. As illuminating as such intellectual explorations of the movie may be, they might be missing the point. Simply put, Ready Player One is just Spielberg having some fun. This is the type of film where a bunch of folks got together and said, "Hey, wouldn't it be neat if Batman and Hello Kitty walked by each other on the street?" And you know what? It is pretty darn neat.

Sure, that's about all there is to it. The story of a poor kid who has to solve a virtual reality riddle before the obligatory big evil corporation does in order to save the world’s favorite MMPOG is dirt-simple. It never really gets more complex than the video games upon which it is modelled. In fact, the narrative pretty much plays out just about the way you expect it will after watching one trailer. And as for the characters, both in their real world and digital forms, they are not what you would call deep. Not even a little.

Not much of that matters, though. In the end, it's all just Spielberg and his crew having a blast, and it's contagious. Anytime the story drags, there's plenty going on at the edges of the frame to keep your mind busy. Come on, you know you want to see Marty McFly's Delorean race Kaneda's motorcycle and the Bigfoot monster truck as much as the next person. However, if that just doesn’t sound artsy enough for you, don’t worry. There's an amazing Kubrick-centric centerpiece that's worth the price of a ticket all by itself.

You know, there’s a cool old story about about St. Teresa of Avila regarding having fun. She and her fellow nuns were assembled for their daily recreation time when one of the sisters spoke up and criticized the whole relaxation thing as a waste of time. They should be in their rooms doing something more productive like praying, the nun insisted. “Go to your cell and contemplate then,” St. Teresa retorted, “and we will make merry with the Lord here.”

Ready Player One has much that same attitude. “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” isn’t just another reference the movie drops, it’s a guiding philosophy. If you want serious adult Spielberg, he’s still out there in Schindler’s List, Munich, and any number of other films, and no doubt he’ll show up again in the future. For this movie, though, the old auteur just wants to make merry. You can either stay in the theater and make merry with him, or you can go back to your cell and attend to more serious matters. Go ahead, I’ll join you there when fun-time is over.

(NOTE: I have not read the book, have no intentions of reading the book, and so have no vested interest in how much the film differs from the book. If you have read the book, your mileage may vary.)

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 29, 2018

Tenement

Tenement (1985) Ragtag band of renters improvise weapons to fend off a drug-fueled gang during a 24-hour siege. Mean spirited musing on the nasty NYC that was. TIL: The Church allows whatever force is necessary, even lethal refrigerators, to save lives from an unjust assailant.

Super Kid

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Super Kid (1994) - "One on God’s side is a majority." - Wendell Phillips

Thursday, March 29, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 28, 2018

Astrologer, The

The Astrologer (1975) InterZod agent uses astrology to find the Antichrist and the new Virgin Mary. Weird, wordy, and proof positive that everybody in the 70s was on drugs. TIL: Stuff like astrology shows a desire for power over time, history, and other people, so it's right out.

Cyborg 2087

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Cyborg 2087 (1966) - "Of all the tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive." - C. S. Lewis

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 27, 2018

Rotor

R.O.T.O.R. (1987) Prototype robo-cop goes rogue and fixates on terminating one woman. Its really buff inventors try to intervene. TIL: The Church does not oppose the death penalty if it's the only possible way to keep people safe. Executing traffic offenders doesn't qualify.

Creepshow

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Creepshow (1982) - "A room without books is like a body without a soul." - G. K. Chesterton

Monday, March 26, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 26, 2018

Project Metalbeast

Project: Metalbeast (1995) Military creates werewolf with armored skin, because nothing could possibly go wrong. Something goes wrong. TIL: Medical experiments involving humans can be permitted if certain conditions are met. Creating indestructible lycanthropes doesn't meet them.

When Nature Calls

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of When Nature Calls (1985) - "To love another person is to see the face of God." - Victor Hugo

And in case you missed the (literally) big news, the City of Tokyo has unveiled its brand new Godzilla statue. Now there’s a government that has its priorities straight.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 25, 2018

Star Odyssey

Star Odyssey (1979) Human/robot boxing matches, mop-topped clone armies, droid suicide pacts! All that, and yet it's still just a terrible Italian Star Wars ripoff. TIL: Imitation may be flattery, but flattery has a selfish motivation, so it's best to avoid it. Like this movie.

End of the World

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of End of the World (1977) - “Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?” - Neil Gaiman

Saturday, March 24, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 24, 2018

Rats Night of Terror

Rats: Night of Terror (1984) Nomadic gang holes up in abandoned building in post-apocalyptic 2015. At night, the mutant rats come. More madness from Bruno Mattei with a great twist ending. TIL: Turns out rats can sniff out land mines. Maybe that's why God made the filthy things.

Fangs

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Fangs (1974) - "Fly from bad companions as from the bite of a poisonous snake." - St. John Bosco

Friday, March 23, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 23, 2018

Severed Arm, The

The Severed Arm (1973) Five guys trapped in a cave draw straws; the loser forfeits an arm for food. After their rescue, someone starts taking a hand for a hand, so to speak. TIL: In reality, an 'eye for an eye' was the start of a system of justice in place of excessive vengeance.

Mansion of Madness, The

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of The Mansion of Madness (1973) - "The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul" - John Calvin

devil_dog04

And just to show we’re not above pandering to the “Awwww” crowd, here’s a little something from the archives for National Puppy Day. It’s our old review of DEVIL DOG: THE HOUND OF HELL.

Thursday, March 22, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 22, 2018

Initiation of Sarah, The

The Initiation of Sarah (1978) Nutty house-mom encourages timid telekinetic teen to use her powers against their sorority's snooty rivals. It's the Omega-Mus crossed with The Craft. TIL: Probably best to avoid your school's Greek life if satanic rituals are part of pledge week.

Army of Darkness

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Army of Darkness (1992) - "You will never be completely free from life's little annoyances, but you can become free from feeling annoyed." - Richard Carlson

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 21, 2018

Who

Who? (1974) Is that cyborg in the metal mask our missing scientist or just a Russian spy? Even he's not sure. Paradoxically interesting and dull as dirt at the same time. TIL: St. Teresa of Avila was right. "We shall never succeed in knowing ourselves unless we seek to know God."

Stage Fright

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Stage Fright (1987) - "Our entire much-praised technological progress, and civilization generally, could be compared to an axe in the hand of a pathological criminal" - Albert Einstein

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 20, 2018

Borderlands, The

The Borderlands (2013) Vatican team heads to Scotland to examine supposed miracle. Twist ending is clever, but some may find it... hard to stomach. Wink, wink. TIL: Around 2,500 laypeople work at the Vatican. Was confronting Chthonic thingies mentioned in their job interviews?

Manhattan Baby

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Manhattan Baby (1982) - "There are those who have knowledge and those who have understanding. The first requires memory and the second philosophy.” - Alexandre Dumas

Monday, March 19, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 19, 2018

A Man Called Sarge

A Man Called Sarge (1990) Millions of the greatest generation gave their lives so someone could be free to make a WWII comedy as bad as A Man Called Sarge. TIL: Most theologians agree God has a sense of humor. Even so, he probably wouldn't laugh at this either.

Flash Gordon Planet of Peril

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Flash Gordon Ch.1 : The Planet of Peril (1936) - "Blessed is he that expecteth nothing, for he shall be gloriously surprised." - G. K. Chesterton

Sunday, March 18, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 18, 2018

I, Frankenstein

I, Frankenstein (2014) Poor attempt to turn the Baron's monster into a good looking super-hero. I, Frankenberry would be more interesting than this. TIL: The good Catholic boy in me wants to appreciate the ham-handed pro-life vs pro-choice analogy, but come on, this is bad.

Frogs

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Frogs (1972) - "If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first." - Mark Twain

Now Showing Marquee 2

Meanwhile, on TV, it’s another episode, another mixed bag. My look at the CNN documentary series, Pope: The Most Powerful Man in History, continues at Aleteia.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 17, 2018

Sleepaway Camp

Sleepaway Camp (1983) Haven't seen this legendary slasher yet? Watch it for the insane ending. Have seen it? Watch it again for all the craziness that comes before. TIL: Parents have a special responsibility for fostering virtue. Not sure what Angela's mom was trying to foster.

Evil Judgement

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Evil Judgment (1984) - "“If we all were judged according to the consequences of all our words and deeds, beyond the intention and beyond our limited understanding of ourselves and others, we should all be condemned” – T. S. Eliot

Friday, March 16, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 16, 2018

I Am A Groupie

I Am a Groupie (1970) Idiot teenager runs off with a rock band, then another, then another... Ultimately bleak look at the reality of every girl who didn't get to be Pamela Des Barres. TIL: Chase after false idols and you'll just end up getting screwed. See what I did there?

Equalizer 2000

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Equalizer 2000 (1987) - "Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito." - Confucius

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 15, 2018

Sorority Girls and the Creature From Hell

Sorority Girls and the Creature From Hell (1990) Bottom of the barrel B-flick has paper mâché head turning man into murderous monster and sending him after thirty-year old "sorority" girls. TIL: If this was all the danger Hell could muster, I think we'd all be okay.

7th Voyage of Sinbad

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) - "Where sin was hatched, let tears now wash the nest." - St. Robert Southwell

Thursday, March 15, 2018

THE JUKEBOX HERO HYMNAL: Hymn 030: Love Remember Me by Dennis Wilson

It’s been a while since we added a track to the Jukebox Hero Hymnal, hasn’t it? That being the case, we may as well come back with a doozy.


Love Remember Me is a previously unreleased bonus track from the 2008 reissue of Beach Boy drummer Dennis Wilson’s only official solo effort, Pacific Blue, an album AllMusic’s Thom Jurek proclaims “a classic, blissed-out, coked-up slice of '70s rock and pop that is as essential as Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.” That sounds about right.

The music of the Beach Boys was never overtly religious, but that doesn’t mean such concerns weren’t there. In an interview with Rave Magazine in 1967, Dennis’ brother Carl Wilson noted,
"At present our influences are of a religious nature. Not any specific religion but an idea based upon that of Universal Consciousness. The concept of spreading goodwill, good thoughts and happiness is nothing new. It is an idea which religious teachers and philosophers have been handing down for centuries, but it is also our hope. The ideas are there in God Only Knows, Good Vibrations, Heroes and Villains and it is why the new LP is called Smile. The spiritual concept of happiness and doing good to others is extremely important to the lyric of our songs, and the religious element of some of the better church music is also contained within some of our new work."
At least a few of those same notions seemed to remain in Dennis Wilson’s head a decade later, especially in songs like Love Remember Me. It opens like any song about a broken heart, with Wilson lamenting a lost love…

Never thought you could ever blow me away
Never thought I'd see the day
We both would run away

But as the song goes on, he starts to cry out…

I want to love
(People live, people die)
I need to love
(People laugh, people cry)
I want to love
I want to love
So love remember me

And then it happens. He gets a response in the form of a quite heavenly sounding choir…

(Love keeps tumblin' down on you)
(My love comes driftin' down on you)
Oh, come on, come on, hello, come on
(My love comes gently down on you)
Well, come on, come on, hello, come on
(My love keeps tumblin' down on you)
Yeah, Come on, come on, hello, come on

It is as if a voice from above has heard his calls and is offering comfort, assuring him that he is loved. It is one of the great paradoxes of faith that when times are at their worst, it is often then that we are open to hearing God’s voice. When asked how he made it through seven years of being held hostage in Lebanon, AP journalist Terry Anderson explained…
"We come closest to God at our lowest moments. It's easiest to hear God when you are stripped of pride and arrogance, when you have nothing to rely on except God. It's pretty painful to get to that point, but when you do, God's there."
God, who is love, does remember us, and His love does come tumblin’ gently down when we need it most. Just a reminder as we head into these last few days in the desert of Lent.

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 14, 2018

Microwave Massacre

Microwave Massacre (1983) Cloddish construction worker kills wife for bad cooking, then makes a meal of her. Weird hearing the voice of Frosty the Snowman espouse the joys of cannibalism. TIL: God wants us to have appetites, just, you know, with a little self-control involved.

Chandu on the Magic Island

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Chandu on the Magic Island (1935) - "From silly devotions and sour-faced saints, good Lord, deliver us!” - St. Teresa of Avila

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 13, 2018

Gator Bait

’Gator Bait (1974) Pretty poacher Desiree proves revenge is a dish best served Cajun style. Not great, but hicksploitation fans should be pleased, I garontee! TIL: The Feast of the Assumption is considered an official holiday by Cajuns. Nothing to do with the movie, just neat.

Captive Women

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Captive Women (1952) - "Love to be real, it must cost—it must hurt—it must empty us of self." - St. Teresa of Teresa

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

SHORT TAKE: GEHARA: THE DARK AND LONG-HAIRED MONSTER

Geharha The Dark and Long Hair Monster

See, this is why you need friends. I had never heard of Gehara: The Dark and Long-Haired Monster until long-time pal of the blog, Rocket Scientist, brought it to my attention. I’m not sure how such an oversight happened, but that injustice has now been corrected.

Produced in 2009 for the Japanese television show Tere Asobi Pafoo!, Gehara is a 20-minute short film that both celebrates and parodies the giant monster genre. It begins with two fishermen witnessing the rising of the very hairy behemoth, an incident that leaves one dead and the other completely bald for some reason. Curious about the survivor’s story, a newspaperman tracks down a shrine/tomb dedicated to the legendary beast, Gehara, only to find it empty.

It isn’t long before the hirsute horror stomps its way into Tokyo, where it proves unstoppable. That is until a mysterious American shows up with a newly developed secret weapon, a giant oscillating fan. Using the device, the army blows Gehara’s hair away from its face, exposing the creature’s weak spot. Gehara appears doomed… until the evil extraterrestrials show up!

Gehara is a work of pure fan service. Casual viewers probably won’t get all the inside jokes, but those who’ve sat through 60+ years worth of Godzilla movies more than a few times will likely recognize the loving details. There’s the lost tribe that worships the creature, the gratuitous tacked-on environmental message, and the homeless aliens hell-bent on world domination. And, of course, there’s the obligatory scene where the authorities try to hash out just what kind of monster it is they’re dealing with.

Among the possible explanations are some rather odd choices. Possibly they’re up against a Keukegen spectre, one of those small dog-like spirits whose hair can cause disease that were dreamed up by artist Toriyama Sekien in the 1780s. Or maybe it’s a Seaman, a freakish fish with a humanoid face found in a Tamagachi style video game for the old Sega Dreamcast. One government representative even suggests it could be one of the elder gods, the Koto·ama·tsu·kami, who created the earth and has now come back to reclaim their handiwork.

Inherent in all these speculations is the notion that something old is trying to reassert itself, a common thread in Japanese giant monster movies. Many experts see this as a commentary on Shintoism in post-war Japan following its dissolution as the state religion by Allied occupation forces. In his piece for the book Giant Creatures in Our World: Essays on Kaiju and American Popular Culture, Professor Se Young Kim discusses Shinto, noting that “its connection to kaiju cinema is in the fact that it loses favor as a cultural practice beginning in the middle of the twentieth century.” He goes on to point out the fact that “Godzilla appears at exactly the moment that Shintoism recedes.”

While many Shinto customs continue unabated in Japan, the religious aspects of the practices have slowly been deemphasized. With that change has come an apparent decline in the respect for the traditional family, the sacredness of nature, the need for spiritual and physical cleanliness, and the honoring of the gods and ancestral spirits. As a result, many experts suggest Japan is suffering. So basically, in these kinds of movies, the idea is that all of these crazy kaiju running around are a manifestation of the cultural rot brought on by the abandonment of traditional religion and the values contained therein.

With that being the case, one wonders why there aren’t more giant monsters running around the United States. Of course, we have plenty of homegrown horrors to reflect our own cultural decline, don’t we? After all, there’s a reason exorcism and zombie movies remain so popular.

Monday, March 12, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 12, 2018

Inseminoid

Inseminoid (1981) Archaeologist gets knocked up by alien, has the worst case of prepartum psychosis ever. Undeniably bad, yet oddly watchable Alien ripoff. TIL: Sin requires deliberate consent. E.T. induced or not, most pregnancy related mental conditions don't qualify. Get help.

War of the Worlds

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of War of the Worlds (1953) - "I will rescue you from the hand of the wicked, and ransom you from the power of the violent." - Jer. 15:21

Sunday, March 11, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 11, 2018

Devil's Nightmare, The

The Devil’s Nightmare (1971) Classic Gothic Eurotrash has succubus show up at castle to punish seven deadly sinners. Satan pops in to finish the job. TIL: Gluttony is the overindulgence of anything, not just eat and drink. You don't always have to kill off the fatty with food.

5,000 Fingers of Dr. T

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. (1953) - “One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.” - Helen Keller

Saturday, March 10, 2018

DAILY CALL SHEET: MARCH 10, 2018

Invisible Maniac

The Invisible Maniac (1990) Asylum escapee turned teacher takes invisibility formula to terrorize taunters and perv on teenage girls. It's enough to make you reconsider the idea of tenure. TIL: To paraphrase Dwight L. Moody, character is who you are when no one can see you.

Dracula Vs Frankenstein

Your daily dose of culture courtesy of Dracula Vs. Frankenstein (1971) - "Avoid foolish and ignorant debates, for you know that they breed quarrels." - 2 Tim. 2:22