Monday, July 29, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 29, 2019


The Slime People (1964) Z-grade snoozer has an underground army attacking L.A. with fog while lots of folks stand and talk about it. TIL: In just war theory, “the fog of war” must never be used as an excuse for suggesting that warfare takes place beyond the reach of moral reason.


Still Voices - The Mutations (1974) "Make no mistake: God is not mocked, for a person will reap only what he sows." - Galatians 6:7


Dad Rock Daily: Chicago - Chicago VII There's an excellent EP here. Just be prepared to fend your way through twenty-five minutes of fusion to ferret it out. Laudable Lyrics: I've been searching so long to find an answer, now I know my life has meaning.

Sunday, July 28, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 28, 2019


Dredd (2012) The city's toughest judge/jury/executioner fights his way up a skyscraper. Again, Karl Urban proves he's priceless. TIL: Wonder if Dredd ever said the popular policeman's prayer to St. Michael which exhorts, "Give us cool heads, stout hearts, and wise judgement."


Still Voices - Monstroid (1980) "Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us." - Boris Pasternak


Dad Rock Daily: The Jam - In The City (1977) Paul Weller and pals take 60's mod-rock and pump it full of punk adrenaline. Things only get better from here. Laudable Lyrics: Gonna break away and gain control. You free your mind, you free your soul.


And finally, Catholic Skywalker pays tribute to the dearly departed with his list of the Top 5 Rutger Hauer Movies. Number one is not what you think.

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 27, 2019


DeadTectives (2018) Lunkheads' ghosthunting reality show gets a bit too real. Enough laughs land to make it worth your while. TIL: In Catholic theology ghosts may be allowed to appear on earth, but do not live here. They are either in heaven, hell, or purgatory.


Still Voices - The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953) “The marvels of daily life are exciting; no movie director can arrange the unexpected that you find in the street.” - Robert Doisneau


Dad Rock Daily: Foghat - Fool For The City (1975) No new ground broken here, but basic boogie-rock provides enough good times for a Saturday night soundtrack. Laudable Lyrics: If you can believe it, you hold the future in your hand.

Saturday, July 27, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 26, 2019


Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988) Albert Pyun splices two films together to make an incomprehensible sequel to Alien From L.A. that no one was asking for. TIL: Jules Verne was a lifelong Catholic, so I'm sure he'd find a way to forgive the filmmakers for this travesty.


Still Voices - The Mole People (1956) "It is impossible to stand upright when one plants his roots in the shifting sands of popular opinion and approval." - Thomas S. Monson


Dad Rock Daily: The Yardbirds - Little Games (1967) Pre-Zep Page carries the Beckless Birds through some psychedelic meanderings. In no way bad, just not the group's finest moments. Laudable Lyrics: How many people do I help just by sitting on a shelf?

Friday, July 26, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 25, 2019


Zombie Nightmare (1986) Voodoo priestess zombifies Jon Mikl Thor to combat evil rapist Adam West. For the love of all that's holy, is there no stopping Canada? TIL: St. JPII once met with a voodoo priest in 1993, but did not endorse the religion as desperate anti-Papists claim.


Still Voices - House II: The Second Story (1987) “Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”  - Anatole France


Dad Rock Daily: Four Tops - Still Waters Run Deep (1970) Excellent title track gives way to well worn covers and familiar filler. Still worth a listen though. Laudable Lyrics: Across my dreams with nets of wonder I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love.

Thursday, July 25, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 24, 2019


The Creeping Terror (1964) Dirty carpet eats local teens and fights the army. Poorly made in every way so, of course, it's a must-see. TIL: God made everything that creeps and declared them good. Alas, all creation shared in the corruption brought about by man's sin. Shame on us.


Still Voices - The Neanderthal Man (1953) "All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Dad Rock Daily: Kiss - Alive! (1975) Look, if you take Kiss too seriously, that's your fault. Besides, this is actually better than all the studio albums which preceded it. Laudable Lyrics: Oh no, you got to pay when you hit rock bottom and you're there to stay.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 23, 2019


Gamera (1965) Giant flying turtle that spits fire? Heck yeah, I'm in! Godzilla knockoff for sure, but has plenty of merits of its own for fans of the genre. TIL: St. Kateri Tekakwitha,a member of the Mohawk Turtle Clan, was the first Native American to be recognized as a Saint.


Still Voices - The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) "Where be your gibes now? your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning?" - William Shakespeare


Dad Rock Daily: Twisted Sister - You Can't Stop Rock And Roll (1983) Chock full of sweaty teenage anthems if you're into that kind of thing. Laudable Lyrics: Can't believe I saw the light, never thought I'd see the day. So filled with wrong I couldn't see right, almost lost the way.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 22, 2019


The Glove (1979) Rosey Grier takes time off from knitting to beat vicious prison guards to death with a steel gauntlet. John Saxon intervenes. TIL: The Church recognizes the legitimacy of prison, but teaches that even the worst offenders must still be treated with dignity.


Still Voices - Giant from the Unknown (1958) “Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights.” - Ronnie Coleman


Dad Rock Daily: Fleetwood Mac - Fleetwood Mac (1975) The classic lineup makes their debut. Hey, if an album's biggest fault is that it's not quite Rumours, someone's done something right. Laudable Lyrics: For every voice you ever heard, there's a thousand without a word.

Monday, July 22, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 21, 2019


First Spaceship on Venus (1960) German/Polish co-production has a diverse international crew make their way to Earth's neighbor only to discover it really sucks. TIL: For a more visitor-friendly Venus, try C. S. Lewis' Perelandra where the planet is literally a Garden of Eden.


Still Voices - The Lawnmower Man (1992) "Men reform a thing by removing the reality from it, and then do not know what to do with the unreality that is left." - Gilbert K. Chesterton


Dad Rock Daily: Queen - News Of The World (1977) Some hidden gems, but nothing to really challenge the perception they were a singles band. Laudable Lyrics: Pull yourself together 'cause you know you should do better. That's because you're a free man.

Sunday, July 21, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 20, 2019


Teenage Cave Man (1958) Angsty prehistoric adolescent rebels against the rules of his tribe only to discover a standard 50's twist ending. TIL: The Church has no official position on cavefolk other than if people did evolve over time, they did so under the guidance of God.


Still Voices - The Land Unknown (1957) "The helicopter is a fine way to travel, but it induces a view of the world that only God and CEOs share on a regular basis." - Morley Safer


Dad Rock Daily: Minnie Riperton - Perfect Angel (1974) What if Carole King or ONJ were born in Chicago and had Stevie Wonder playing on their album? So sweet. Laudable Lyrics: And you think your lines have overall control, but your mind can't see, for blindin' your soul, so.

Saturday, July 20, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 19, 2019


Boardinghouse (1982) Unseen force stalks renters. SOV insanity is just the type of thing bad movie fans love to force on their friends. TIL: The Church supports private property, but recognizes that communities/governments are obligated to ensure the housing needs of all are met.


Still Voices - Rocky IV (1985) “The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.” Mahatma Gandhi


Dad Rock Daily: Nazz - Nazz (1968) Embryonic Todd Rundgren lays the groundwork for the 70's power pop to come. Raspberries and Big Star fans will find plenty here to like. Laudable Lyrics" I really don't know when or where to go, and I can't see a thing 'til you open my eyes.

Friday, July 19, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 18, 2019


Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997) Too uplifted by the end of the original series? Oh, we can fix that for you. TIL: Evangelion (glad tidings) were proclaimed after Rome's successful battles. Christians adopted the word because Jesus won the definitive battle.


Still Voices - Barbarella (1968) "Believers, look up - take courage. The angels are nearer than you think." - Billy Graham


Dad Rock Daily: Neil Young - After the Gold Rush (1970) The voice, well, that's up to personal preference. As for the songs though, this is about as pretty a record as Young ever made. Laudable Lyrics: Southern man, better keep your head. Don't forget what your good book said.

Thursday, July 18, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 17, 2019


Andy Warhol's Bad (1977) Relentlessly bleak "comedy" about a suburban hairdresser, her sleazy nephew, and the cadre of female contract killers she employs. TIL: You don't have to pull the trigger. The 5th Commandment condemns the murderer and any who cooperate voluntarily in it.


Still Voices - Brainstorm (1983) "The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Dad Rock Daily: Magazine - Real Life (1978) Post-punk classic lacks catchy riffs, but manages a weird staying power nonetheless. Maybe it's those synths.  Laudable Lyrics: All the straws you clutched at have burst into flames, and so you smile that way, tantalizingly lame.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 16, 2019


Contracted (2013) Ultra-icky zombie allegory for STD and drug addiction is full of self-centered stupid characters, but maybe that's the point. TIL: The immediate satisfaction of the desire for pleasure too often ignores the God-given willpower that should regulate our lives.


Still Voices: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) "Pizza makes me think that anything is possible." - Henry Rollins


Dad Rock Daily: The Temptations - All Directions (1972) Per the title, the album meanders in many directions, but all roads lead to Papa Was a Rolling Stone. Laudable Lyrics: I watch you go to church on Sunday, but you forget all you learned on Monday.

Monday, July 15, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 15, 2019


Starship Invasions (1977) Aliens fight over Earth while Christopher Lee fights to retain his dignity. Canada had the gonads to release this after Star Wars. TIL: Scripture is pretty clear that there are unseen forces at war in the world, but they probably don't dress like this.


Still Voices - The Thing with Two Heads (1972) "The man of wisdom is never of two minds." - Confucius


Dad Rock Daily: Jackson Browne - Saturate Before Using (1972) Prolific tunesmith finally strikes out on his own. The voice is acceptable but the words are really where it's at here. Laudable Lyrics: We all must do the best we can and then hang on to that Gospel plow.

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 14, 2019


The Rundown (2003) Evil Christopher Walken tries to explain the tooth fairy to South American thugs. Next to that, all The Rock stuff is inconsequential. TIL: Thanks to the toothy torture she endured, St. Apollonia is the patron saint of dentists, dental pain, and losing teeth.


Still Voices - The Giant Spider Invasion (1975) "Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean." - Confucius


Dad Rock Daily: Moody Blues - Days of Future Passed (1967) Slow trek from classical through elevator music and on into rock won't be for all tastes, but the patient are rewarded. Laudable Lyrics: Yesterday's dreams are tomorrow's sighs. Watch children playing, they seem so wise.

Saturday, July 13, 2019

DAILY CALL SHEET: JULY 13, 2019


Solarbabies (1986) Post-apocalyptic rollerblading teens fight for the right to free water. Aggressively ridiculous in almost every way imaginable. TIL: Jesus always said whoever drinks the water he provides will never thirst, rad rollerblader or otherwise.


Still Voices - Killers From Space (1954) "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - John F. Kennedy


Dad Rock Daily: Cheap Trick - Cheap Trick (1977) Boys from Illinois provide party time power pop with definite emphasis on the power. Laudable Lyrics: Whatcha gonna do when you got religion? 'ello kiddies! 'ello kiddies! Hope you didn't get it on the television.