Monday, August 31, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 31, 2020

A Cat in the Brain (1990) Lucio Fulci directs Lucio Fulci as Lucio Fulci, a director who may be as mad as the maniacs in his movies. Sound fun? It is. TIL: Pope Francis notes that an overly self-reliant spirituality makes it hard to hear the voices of others, especially God's.

One Sheet Words of Wisdom: Grave of the Vampire (1972) "Putting a smile on a child's face can change the world, Maybe not the whole world but at least their world!" - Richard M Knittle Jr.

Dad Rock Diary: Gun - Gun (1968) Nearly forgotten hard rock classic offers a bit of everything for everyone, from heavy proto-prog to something akin to the Moody Blues on uppers. Laudable Lyrics: He'll seek you here, he'll seek you there, the devil will seek you everywhere.

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 30, 2020

Serial Mom (1994) Perfectionist offs anyone who doesn't meet her standards. Excellent John Waters satire of America's obsession with true crime. TIL: Jesus said to be perfect as our heavenly Father is perfect, but I'm pretty sure he didn't say murder those who fall short.

Dad Rock Diary: Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Imperial Bedroom (1982) Is this a masterpiece or merely great? All albums should offer such a conundrum. Laudable Lyrics: History repeats the old conceits, the glib replies the same defeats. Keep your finger on important issues.

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Saturday, August 29, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 29, 2020

Virtuosity (1995) Insane AI Russell Crowe escapes VR. Only Denzel Washington can hit the DEL key. Okay, but the leads give their all. TIL: In Feb. 2020, the Vatican, Microsoft, and IBM cosigned the "Rome Call for AI Ethics," moral guidelines for creating artificial intelligence.

Dad Rock Diary: Milkwood - How's The Weather (1972) A pre-Cars Ric Ocasek and Benjamin Orr looked upon what CSNY had created and saw that it was good. And copyable. Laudable Lyrics: Turn, turn, the light won't burn. There's something you don't know.

And finally, What's new in Fatima, the latest retelling of one of the 20th Century's most well known religious experiences? Find out in my latest review for Aleteia.

Friday, August 28, 2020

THE JUKEBOX HERO HYMNAL: Hymn 033: Angelica Garcia - Guadalupe

Has it really been over a year since we added a new song to the Jukebox Hero Hymnal? Well, let’s rectify that situation right now.


Asked about the song Guadalupe in an interview with Emperifollá, Angelica Garcia explained, “It’s kind of my perspective on the iconography. It’s meant to start a conversation. As a kid, I saw the Virgen everywhere. I still have the core sense of respect that was embedded in me ever since. But as I got older and became a young woman, I started to look at it in a different light. I thought it was crazy that I had some family members that were very macho. That made me think of how strange it is that men would disrespect women but then idolize her [the Virgen]. I think that part of what makes her powerful is that she was an unexpected source of power in a very male dominated society historically.”

Ms. Garcia is hardly the only one to find in Mary a sense of empowerment. As Haley Stewart notes at Catholic Exchange, “We don’t honor Our Lady because she overcame her unfortunate plight to be born a woman, but because she did what no man could ever do. Her humility, grace, maternal love, faithfulness, tenderness, strength, steadfastness, and sacrifice contribute to her glory. I’m reminded of Eowyn in Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings. She doesn’t save the day in spite of being a woman, she conquers because she is a woman: ‘But no living man am I! You look upon a woman.’ It is the Second Eve that has the power to crush the serpent under her heel, not in spite of her womanhood, but because of it.” That’s certainly the spirit of lyrics such as these…

To quiero this the
Avant-garde mouth piece
Only you can know these holy mysteries
Power isn't defined by your physique
Ave Maria

I wanna be like her
Yeah, I wanna be like her

Okay, sure, it’s not going to replace Schubert’s Ave Maria anytime soon. And, obviously, there’s a lot more to Mary than simple empowerment. As the Catechism puts it, “By her complete adherence to the Father's will, to his Son's redemptive work, and to every prompting of the Holy Spirit, the Virgin Mary is the Church's model of faith and charity. Thus she is a ‘preeminent and… wholly unique member of the Church’; indeed, she is the ‘exemplary realization’ of the Church.” But, hey, being a symbol of empowerment is fine too. Besides, who can complain too much when a pop song from 2020 actually lifts the Virgin Mary up as a person to be emulated. We could use a few more of those.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 25, 2020

Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995) Portly space cop tracks army camo-wearing predator. Fun flick in that "wow, this actually got made" sort of way. TIL: The Church acknowledges the State's right to regulate immigration, but it's immoral if grounded in xenophobia.

Still Voices - The Wizard of Oz (1939) “We are all travelers in the wilderness of the world and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

Dad Rock Diary: Xanadu - Various Artists (1980) Go ahead and pretend to hate the movie if you need to in order to avoid public shaming, but don't even try to act like the soundtrack is anything but brilliant. Laudable Lyrics: And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive.

Monday, August 24, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 24, 2020

Appointment with Fear (1985) The weirdest teens in town protect a baby from its comatose father's astral projection. Bonus points for sheer kookiness. TIL: In real life the body and soul together make the whole person. Trying to separate one from the other is not very bright.

Tinseltown Testaments: Phantoms (1988) "Convincing the world to consider a new idea takes patience, perseverance, and willingness to fight."

Dad Rock Diary: The Feelies - Crazy Rhythms (1980) What if the Velvet Underground were all nerds suffering from anxiety disorders and owned a bunch of guitar pedals? Laudable Lyrics: Some will make it and some won't make it, oh-oh. Oh the glory glory and the glory glory, oh-oh.

Sunday, August 23, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 23, 2020

The Appointment (1981) Following a fight, a family has foreboding dreams. Moody as all get out musing on the horrible inevitability of fate. TIL: In Catholicism, a proper understanding of destiny is that it's conditional, dependent on a voluntary co-operation with divine grace.

Funny Book Philosophy: Tales From The Tomb 009 (1971)

Sing A New Song: Angelica Garcia - Cha Cha Palace (2020) Exploration of singer's cultural roots will have you keen to cumbia (and maybe say a rosary). Laudable Lyrics: Only you can know these holy mysteries. Power isn't defined by your physique. Ave Maria. I wanna be like her.

Friday, August 21, 2020

WORDS ON BATHROOM WALLS

“If you suffer from schizophrenia, don’t worry, you’re not alone.” Sometimes it’s hard to tell on the Internet, but chances are that little zinger someone made in an online discussion group dedicated to mental health issues was typed with tongue very much in cheek. Even if that’s not the case, though, it’s certainly the sort of wry matter-of-fact attitude the lead character in the new drama, Words on Bathroom Walls, takes towards his own troubled mind.

That character is teenager Adam Petrazelli (Charlie Plummer), who as the film begins is being given one last chance to graduate. Having been kicked out of his previous school following a physical altercation, Adam has been conditionally enrolled into a private Catholic academy. However, as the nun in charge makes abundantly clear, there are two caveats to his acceptance. There can be no more incidents of violence, and Adam must agree to religiously (so to speak) adhere to the new experimental medical regiment prescribed for his schizophrenia. Renege on either of these conditions and Adam is out.

This does not go over well with the paranoid voices in Adam’s head, manifested in the movie by a trio of actors who continuously follow Adam around and offer him unsolicited advice. After all, should the new treatment work, Adam’s three imaginary guardians would cease to exist. And if that were to happen, who would keep Adam safe from all those people so obviously out to get him, especially his relatively new stepfather whom Adam is convinced wants him out of the house forever.

Despite such a somber setup, the first half of Words on Bathroom Walls is almost lighthearted. Chalk that up to a decent script and Plummer’s excellent performance. His Adam has a rather bemused acceptance of his schizophrenia and, when he’s not hallucinating, a certain charm in his manner. And when he does have his bad moments, Adam finds an unlikely non-violent outlet for his grievances. Though not a Catholic himself, or really a believer at all, Adam finds some measure of comfort in griping to the school’s resident priest, Father Patrick (Andy Garcia). Despite decades of bad press, it seems the collar is still a beacon to those looking for soulful advice.

Against all of Adam’s worst expectations, the new treatment appears to be working, so much so that he even manages to form a budding relationship with his new math tutor, Maya (Taylor Russell). Here the film takes a brief detour into meet-cute rom-com territory as the two teens get to know each other, though Adam hides his illness and Maya has secrets of her own. Sadly, however, the movie’s main concern is an exploration of an actual illness, and in real life some things don’t just go away or stay hidden.

As Ronald Pies, MD writes at WebMD, schizophrenia “is not caused by bad parenting, ‘cold’ or over-involved mothers, or any other known psychological factor. Rather, schizophrenia probably stems from a combination of genetic factors, biochemical abnormalities in the brain and perhaps very early damage to the developing fetus.” For now, schizophrenia is something that just is, and it brings with it a lifelong struggle which can take a toll on everyone it touches. “Hope disappears,” notes Austin Mardon at Catholic Online, “The dreams that every mother has for her child of education, career, marriage, and children can seem to be at an end. Hope and faith can be casualties.”

They don’t have to be, though, and this is where Words on Bathroom Walls shines. While the film, like its main character, strives for a happy ending, its wise enough to know such a moment can be fleeting. But even as the movie accepts the inescapability of the illness it portrays, it also understands that with the right support and love, be it from family, friends, or even priests, its burdens can be borne. Hope and faith can survive.

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 19, 2020

Elves (1989) Nonsensical Nazi inbreeding experiment gets interrupted by a demonic killer elf while Dan Haggerty lumbers around earning beer money. TIL: Many view Tolkien's elves as representative of mankind's unfallen state in Eden. The little SOB in this is definitely post-Eden.

Still Voices - Snoopy Come Home (1972) “In life, it’s not where you go, it’s who you travel with.” –  Charles Schulz

Dad Rock Diary: Blue Cheer - Vincebus Eruptum (1968) Early entry in the 'heavy' genre sounds like someone with a hangover playing loud, fuzzy blues through a blown amp. Laudable Lyrics: I told you once, I told you twice, you better straighten up child, you better fly right.

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 18, 2020

Shark’s Paradise (1986) Blatant Miami Vice ripoff but with 100% more mind controlled sharks. God bless Australia. Aggressively 80's in every way conceivable. TIL: In paradisum deducant te Angeli. May the angels lead you into paradise. Sharks not required.

Dad Rock Diary: Joni Mitchell - Blue (1971) Wistful, sad album that probably plays in the hearts of most women at some point in their lives, even if they've never listened to it before. Laudable Lyrics: Everybody's saying that Hell's the hippest way to go. Well, I don't think so.

Monday, August 17, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 17, 2020

The Pyramid (1976) Disillusioned reporter looks for answers in every new age fad the 70's can excrete. Part drama, part documentary, almost all gobbledygook. TIL: Most new age movements boil down to self-worshiping Theosophy patterned after Blavatsky. The Church is no fan.

Dad Rock Diary: Motorhead - Ace of Spades (1980) Undeniable hard rock classic, but a bit limited in subject matter. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, baked beans, sex, sex, sex and sex. Laudable Lyrics: Don't create a scene, don't indulge in being proud. It only feeds their scheme.

And finally, in case you missed it, Catholic Skywalker has started his exploration of the 50 Most Disappointing Movies Of All Time starting with Bad Adaptations. Should be fun.

Thursday, August 13, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 13, 2020

Ritual of Death (1990) Theater troupe recreates ritualistic human sacrifice, predictably unleashing a murderous spirit. They just had to go method, didn't they? TIL: Glad there's no more human sacrifice accepted anywhere in the world? Be sure to thank the Abrahamic religions.

Dad Rock Diary: Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime (2984) Four album sides of folksy post-punk for the cynical overburdened everyman. Also has some of the best song titles ever. Laudable Lyrics: The media robs and betrays us. No more lies. We are responsible.

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 12, 2020

Amityville 1992: It’s About Time (1992) Clock from the Amityville house messes with time and people's minds. One of the more watchable sequels in the series. TIL: The Mass is a type of time travel in that it reaches outside the temporal sphere and re-presents Christ’s death.

Still Voices - Aliens (1985) "Caution comes too late when we are in the midst of evils." - Sir Walter Scott

Dad Rock Diary: Blind Faith - Blind Faith (1968) One-shot supergroup builds on Traffic and Cream, and sometimes (gasp) surpasses them. Laudable Lyrics: Everybody knows the secret, everybody knows the score. I have finally found a place to live, oh, in the presence of the Lord.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 11, 2020

Mutant Species (1995) Time-passer has space gunk turning a GI into a monster, upsetting Denise Crosby. Also, Wilford Brimley does his thing. TIL: The Church doesn't assume alien life would be fallen like us humans. But if they're murderous a-holes, then yeah, they're sinners too.

One Sheet Words of Wisdom: The Wild Angels (1966) “It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels.” – St. Augustine

Sing A New Song: Moses Boyd - Dark Matter (2020) Is there a word for jazz that's simultaneously frenetic and laid back? We'll just have to stick with 'cool' since that how it makes you feel. Laudable Lyrics: I've seen children turn to men. I've seen men turn to God and needles.

Monday, August 10, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 10, 2020

The Meaning of Life (1983) Muddled musings on life's mysteries with some questionable conclusions. It's Monty Python, though, so it's still hilarious. TIL: The meaning? To know, love, and serve God in this world, and to be happy with Him forever in the next. See how easy that is.

Dad Rock Diary: The Beatles - The Beatles [White Album] (1968) Sgt. Pepper's schizophrenic feral offspring. It's insane, but you still can't help but love the messy little thing. Laudable Lyrics: But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out.

Friday, August 07, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 7, 2020

One Man Force (1989) John Matuszak, Ronny Cox, Richard Lynch, Buck Flowers, Charles Napier, Sam Jones. Reading the cast list is more enjoyable than watching the film. TIL: Aquinas and Aristotle agree that humans, by nature, are social beings, not created to do everything alone.

One Sheet Words of Wisdom: Superman III (1983) "What makes Superman a hero is not that he has power, but that he has the wisdom and the maturity to use the power wisely." - Christopher Reeve

Dad Rock Diary: Peter Criss - Peter Criss (1978) Unrepentant exercise in easy listening that's probably torture for most KISS fans, but might appeal to still-stoned ladies from the 70's. Laudable Lyrics: Don't let me find you sleepin' with another man. Say you're gonna be true.

Thursday, August 06, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 6, 2020

Cyborg Cop (1993) Off-brand American Ninja searches the Amazon for his recently robotized brother. John Rhys-Davies bwah-ha-has his way through it all. TIL: As our brothers' keepers we are called to help others who are suffering, even when we have our own problems.

Dad Rock Diary: Gene Simmons - Gene Simmons (1978) Disney songs, Cher, and Beatles knock-offs? Don't get me wrong, it's not all that good, but man, the nads it took to release this. Laudable Lyrics: And if you cross yourself at night I'll come and see you, don't run an' hide.

And finally, over at Irelandseye.com, we have the Irish legend of the Werewolves of Ossory, in which a priest meets a few furry friends in need of confession.

Wednesday, August 05, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 5, 2020

The Black Room (1982) Swinging spouses unwittingly lead lovers to bloodletting maniacs. Has an Eyes Wide Shut vibe, but made for a raincoat wearing crowd. TIL: Remember kids, the Church sees ANY immodest action with a non-spouse as having the same character of malice as adultery.

Dad Rock Diary: Paul Stanley - Paul Stanley (1978) Starchild's solo strays the least from the KISS formula, but definitely leans heavily into the glam side of things. It's Listenable. Laudable Lyrics: You keep your love in chains, love in chains, and only fear remains.

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Tuesday, August 04, 2020

DAILY CALL SHEET: AUGUST 4, 2020

Hot Splash (1988) Beach bums in need of cash get mixed up with the mob. Typical 80's crapola displays lots of flesh, but no semblance of a coherent plot. TIL: Pope Benedict XVI made it clear the Church views organized crime as a "road of death, incompatible with the Gospel."

Dad Rock Diary: Ace Frehley - Ace Frehley (1978) The best KISS solo? Maybe. You can definitely roller skate to New York Groove. Laudable Lyrics: It's just that devil in me that keeps on comin' through all the time. When things start lookin' good, some things start lookin' blue.