DAILY CALL SHEET: SEPTEMBER 22, 2025

Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965) Believe it or not, Mars needs women, again. This time around it's because an atomic war killed all the females on Mars except for the planet's Princess, and one woman can only be expected to do so much. On their way to steal all of Earth's female breeding stock, the Martians, buttheads that they are, decide to shoot down a Terran android astronaut named Frank and then melt half his face off. Afterwards, while the now disfigured Frank terrorizes Puerto Rico and picks a fight with a messed up mutant, the Martians look for girls in bikinis. Sure, it ain't great, but you can't say it skimps on the ingredients one looks for in a Saturday B-movie matinee.

TIL: Who taught the Martians women exist only for sex and you can just snatch them up when it's time to breed? Guess the Martian sexual revolution was a complete failure too, huh? The Church teaches that sex has a dual purpose: procreation yes, but also union. As Pope Paul VI pointed out, the unitive purpose of sex is emphasized as a means of fostering love, intimacy, and mutual self-giving (between spouses within the sacrament of marriage, of course). Going further, Pope John Paul II’s Theology of the Body notes that sex can be a physical sign of the “communion of persons,” mirroring the love within the Trinity and expressing the spouses’ commitment to each other. Do better, Martians.

Goldfinger (1964) Supremely evil bullion dealer Auric Goldfinger is up to something no good involving Fort Knox and Her Majesty's Secret Service wants Agent 007 to find out what it is. Armed with his usual assortment of gadgets, Bond tussles with dapper henchman Oddjob, attempts to charm mercenary pilot Pussy Galore, and tries to avoid getting cut in half with a laser. All in all, it's just another day on the job for the world's top super spy. Though it's pretty close, Goldfinger likely isn't the best of the classic James Bond movies, but when it comes to highlighting the expected tropes (catchy theme song, questionably named Bond girls, over the top archvillains, etc.), Goldfinger is the standard.

TIL: It's always weird how a piece of metal could become so valuable to mankind, but here we are. In fact, gold seems to always had meaning to various cultures beyond just wealth. For the ancient Egyptians, it represented the flesh of gods like Ra. The Incas, Mesopotamians, and ancient Chinese all used it in their rituals as well. Even the Jews and Christians recognized its symbolic value as a representation of God's divine nature, holiness, and eternal glory. The Ark of the Covenant was overlaid with gold, the Temple was covered in it, and Heaven was described as a city with streets made from the stuff. It's still an earthly thing though, so Psalm 119 is sure to remind us to love God's commandments more than the finest gold.