It's too bad they don't have a category for "The Best Blog to Read When the Pro-Infanticide Candidate Looks Great, the Reds Have Oklahoma, And the Heretics Stole My Doughnuts!!" You'd be a shoe-in. Xena Catolica
At our parish, the heretics will get the donuts when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers. I'm an ex-Baptist: I know how to hold my big black leather Bible with one hand and my donut and coffee (at the same time!) in the other.
"I'm an ex-Baptist: I know how to hold my big black leather Bible with one hand and my donut and coffee (at the same time!) in the other."
You and your wacky Baptist skills. But can you dunk it? Now THAT would be really impressive :)
"Well, I supported your darkhorse candidacy."
I noticed over at the official site they're thinking of having run-offs next year. So, just like in the political realm, once your candidate gets the boot you'll get the chance to vote for somebody you didn't really want to.
"Of course, I voted for John the Methodist..."
Hey! Non-Catholic voters influencing the results! It is just like politics. Did Limbaugh send you guys in under cover?
My wacky Baptist skills? Well, no, honestly, I would have to put the Bible down to dunk.
Incidentally, you can tell whether you're in a Catholic or Baptist church by looking at the bathrooms. If there are shelves over the sink and the toilets exactly the size of a large study Bible, the church is Baptist. I only mention this because that shelf is really handy and every church should have them.
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It's too bad they don't have a category for "The Best Blog to Read When the Pro-Infanticide Candidate Looks Great, the Reds Have Oklahoma, And the Heretics Stole My Doughnuts!!" You'd be a shoe-in.
Xena Catolica
Fr. Z rolled over everyone! I only discovered his blog a few week ago.
Xena, not the doughnuts! Please tell me they weren't Krispy Kreme. That might be too much for my heart to take.
Yep, Scott, each category definitely seemed to have its two or three heavy hitters. The rest of us just do our part. Fine with me.
At our parish, the heretics will get the donuts when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers. I'm an ex-Baptist: I know how to hold my big black leather Bible with one hand and my donut and coffee (at the same time!) in the other.
Well, I supported your darkhorse candidacy.
Someone should suggest taking exit polling. I would be curious to see how many Ron Paul Catholics voted for the mainstream blogs.
Mike
Sorry you didn't win, Eegah. Of course, I voted for John the Methodist...
"I'm an ex-Baptist: I know how to hold my big black leather Bible with one hand and my donut and coffee (at the same time!) in the other."
You and your wacky Baptist skills. But can you dunk it? Now THAT would be really impressive :)
"Well, I supported your darkhorse candidacy."
I noticed over at the official site they're thinking of having run-offs next year. So, just like in the political realm, once your candidate gets the boot you'll get the chance to vote for somebody you didn't really want to.
"Of course, I voted for John the Methodist..."
Hey! Non-Catholic voters influencing the results! It is just like politics. Did Limbaugh send you guys in under cover?
My wacky Baptist skills? Well, no, honestly, I would have to put the Bible down to dunk.
Incidentally, you can tell whether you're in a Catholic or Baptist church by looking at the bathrooms. If there are shelves over the sink and the toilets exactly the size of a large study Bible, the church is Baptist. I only mention this because that shelf is really handy and every church should have them.
Any Blog that features Tor Johnson in all his glory can't be discounted...
I see this as backlash for the Golden Compass's poor box office.
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