Things (1989) Botched fertility experiment spawns, well... things. So legendary in its drunken ineptness it transcends judgement by common cinematic standards. TIL: The Church encourages research into natural ways to overcome infertility, not those that replace the sexual act.
One Sheet Words of Wisdom: Visiting Hours (1982) "A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints." - Pauline Phillips