Friday, May 08, 2026

DAILY CALL SHEET: MAY 8, 2026

The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959) The titular professor decides to visit his 60-year-old brother Kenneth after seeing visions of floating skulls, but never gets to as the brother dies after finding a shrunken head right before Jonathan gets there. The cause of death appears to be cardiac arrest, which is weird because Kenneth's the latest in a long line of Drakes to die at age 60 in the same manner. Perhaps odder is that his corpse is later decapitated. Jonathan soon discovers that his ancestor Capt. Wilfred Drake traveled to Ecuador in 1873 and ended up massacring a Jivaro tribe, causing the local witch doctor to curse any male in the Drake bloodline to die at 60. That may not sound that bad if you're 20, but as the years pass, it begins to sound way too soon. Anyway, Jonathan must discover who's carrying out the curse and stop him before he loses his own head. Nothing spectacular, but fits the bill if you're looking for something a little different than the usual late '50s monsters and mutants.

While not on the same massive scale as the Aztecs, the Incas, including those in Ecuador, also engaged in human sacrifice and enslaved their neighbors. So, when Pizarro and pals showed up and started putting an end to such things, they found eager allies amongst many of the other indigenous peoples in the region. Unfortunately, the Spanish also engaged in some abuses of their own, and it was for those that popes starting with John Paul II began to issue apologies for any role that the Church may have contributed to such actions. In 2023, the Vatican issued the Repudiation of the Doctrine of Discovery which formally rejected any 15th-century papal bulls that attempted to justify European claims over non-Christian lands and peoples, noting that such beliefs “did not adequately reflect the equal dignity and rights of indigenous peoples”.

The Sea Serpent (1985) Banned from piloting anymore ships because the courts didn't believe his tale of a shrieking sea serpent sinking his boat, Captain Pedro Fontan (played by Timothy Bottoms, who in no way looks like any Pedro I've ever met) seeks out the only other witness who can verify his claims. The hard part is she's currently locked away in an asylum. As the constantly screaming monster munches on a few more people, Pedro frees the falsely committed woman and assembles a small crew to track the beast down and destroy it once and for all. Overall, this is pretty standard stuff for a low-budget quickie from Spain, but the effects for the titular monster itself are so outlandish, like Reptilicus-level outlandish, that it instantly gains at least one star from fans of this kind of thing.

What we know for sure about St. Senan is that he was born in Munster, Ireland, was a soldier before becoming a monk, and was named Abbot at St. Natalis at Kilmanagh in Ossory. When it comes to the Saints, though, their stories rarely stop with the verifiable facts. There is a legend referenced in the late eighth century Calendar of Oengus about St. Senan's confrontation with a sea serpent named the Cathach. This was a horrible creature with a spiked back, scales, a fish-like tail, clawed feet, and a spiraling nose which took to terrorizing the locals, gobbling up people and animals alike. With some timely aid from St. Michael the Archangel, St. Senan confronted the Cathach, made the sign of the cross, chained the beast, and banished it to Doolough Lake. True? Who knows. Cool? Definitely.

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