Sunday, April 05, 2009

COMING ATTRACTIONS: WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD

I have to admit I’ve never read a Dan Brown novel nor watched the movie based on his work. I mean, when you’ve had an atheist tell you to avoid them because the man’s books are poorly written and his research is laughable and easily discredited, why bother? But I’m beginning to suspect there just might be a real Catholic conspiracy going on after all. I think my fellow Catholic bloggers are out to get me. First came the request to review Spellcaster, and now from our esteemed friend  Miguel Cuthbert comes an entreaty to see us take on Warrior Of The Lost World. Without the MST3K commentary I might add. Oh yeah. They’re out to get me.

Once again, no trailer for this beauty is available online, but some kind soul has posted the opening scroll on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. Do your best to digest it all, there may be a pop quiz later.

11 comments:

Kim said...

If you have to explain the entire movie before it even begins, you're probably better off just not having a plot at all.

germangreek said...

TMI. And, of course, a misplaced apostrophe. Idiots!

EegahInc said...

I haven't looked it up yet, but this was probably tacked on by the American distributor who hired some minimum wage first year Italian student to try and figure out what was going on in the movie so they could type up a dubbing script.

Or they're just idiots.

Kim said...

I'm guessing the idiot theory holds more water here.

Oh and I almost forgot, the conspiracy of horrible suggestions...right. So have you seen that Sci-Fi Original T.V. flick made about 3 years ago called S.S. Doomtrooper? :)

PaperSmyth said...

"Oh yeah. They’re out to get me."
Now tell us how you really feel about us... ;)
Have you lost your little monster guy pic? I haven't seen it the last couple times I visited. (Or, is it a Firefox glitch?)

EegahInc said...

Yikes, my Zuni is missing. I'll have to see what's up with Google.

EegahInc said...

Oh, and I missed the last hour of Doomtrooper. I'll have to see if I can dig it up and finish watching it.

MissJean said...

If your Zuni is missing, check the oven....

EegahInc said...

Heeeee's baaaaack. Which isn't surprising. As MissJean (and Karen Black) can attest to, its hard to get rid of one of those Zunis once you let one in.

Anyone else have glitches with their Google services?

Scott W. said...

"Music by Hawkwind!" LOL

PaperSmyth said...

"Anyone else have glitches with their Google services?"

Well, the questions they asked when I set up my Blogger account so I could get this avatar were a little creepy, but I'm figuring that's just the "world weird web" in general.