Never Too Young to Die (1986) John Stamos, Vanity, Robert Englund, AND Gene Simmons as the evil half-man/half-woman Velvet Von Ragnar! The plot? Who needs one? TIL: Oddly, the title's sentiment is actually correct, so, probably a good idea to keep a clear conscience at all times.
Your daily dose of culture courtesy of The Cosmic Man (1959) - “The world offers you comfort, but you were not made for comfort. You were made for greatness.” - Pope Benedict XVI