Warriors of the Apocalypse (1985) 5% Mad Max, 5% H. Rider Haggard’s She, 90% utter vapidity. Despite the laser eyes and Village People fashions, even the supreme fertility gods can't save this one. TIL: Liturgical dancing isn't going to get any less silly looking in the future.
Your daily dose of culture courtesy of The Amazing Dobermans (1976) - "Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so." - Isaac Watts