I'm also aware of how huge the trailer is on some browsers, but, hey, it's... MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS! What did you expect?
I'm practically salivating at the mere thought of the geektastic debauchery this film is sure to deliver, LOL
I look forward to you explaining how the shark is a metaphor for the Holy Spirit (No doubt what the airline passenger at the end was thinking) and that the octupus represents the Seven Deadly Sins (and a spare). So... is this coming to a theatre near us, or is it a SciFi Original?
I'm really disappointed in the voice over guy in this trailer. How can he say "MEGA SHARK vs. GIANT OCTOPUS" in such a mundane manner? Or am I expecting too much?
This is one of the Asylum's direct to DVD releases coming out in a week or so. Usually after they sell 8 or 10 copies, the Sci-Fi Channel (or maybe they'll be SyFy by then) picks them up for broadcast. Everyone one of their movies I've seen has been incredibly awful, but, you know, hope springs eternal.As for the voice over, maybe they were afraid that would have been one geektastic thing too many and our heads would explode.
I don't even have to watch the trailer - that one frame does it for me. I am going to see that movie!
I'm already buying the popcorn. Can't wait. Lamas and Gibson. 'Nuff said.
Can it be better than the one about the giant carnivorous grasshoppers which the SciFi channel had on about three weeks ago? Cause that one was more eye-opening than coffee...Smiter the Archdeacon
"Can it be better than the one about the giant carnivorous grasshoppers which the SciFi channel had on about three weeks ago?"Ah, but see, you're leaving out the Gibson factor. Now if it had been Tiffany Vs. Giant Grasshoppers...
Seeing that giant octopus made me ink myself!
Debbie Gibson deserves more respect than Tiffany. First, she performed original music. I don't know if she wrote it herself or not, but she tried songs that had not been wildly popular before. Second, she actually sold tickets.
"Seeing that giant octopus made me ink myself!"Ack, why didn't I think of that one :)"Second, she actually sold tickets."I know she sold at least two. Like I said, my then girlfriend/now wife was a bonafide Gibson maniac. You can rest assured we were there when her concert came through. (Not many people can make they claim they saw Debbie Gibson & Pink Floyd in the same concert season.)
I shall be sure to stock up on Bat Shark Repellent. Is it, by chance, Penguin's exploding octopus?Xena Catolica
That would be great too! If we keep going, we're probably going to cook up a much better movie than this one is actually going to be.
"That would be great too! If we keep going, we're probably going to cook up a much better movie than this one is actually going to be."You'll need to add surfers and a crazy Australian boat captain who speaks like he has marbles in his mouth.
So let's see, we've got...80s icon TiffanyGiant GrasshoppersExploding OctopusAustralian Boat CaptainSurfersThe wheels are already turning...
this Mega Shark movie is worth watching for the sole reason that Debbie Gibson stars in it
coffee fan, I just watched it over the weekend and... YOU"RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! She's good in it, playing it straight instead of hamming it up. I keep forgetting she was on Broadway in Les Mis for awhile.
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I'm also aware of how huge the trailer is on some browsers, but, hey, it's... MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS! What did you expect?
I'm practically salivating at the mere thought of the geektastic debauchery this film is sure to deliver, LOL
I look forward to you explaining how the shark is a metaphor for the Holy Spirit (No doubt what the airline passenger at the end was thinking) and that the octupus represents the Seven Deadly Sins (and a spare).
So... is this coming to a theatre near us, or is it a SciFi Original?
I'm really disappointed in the voice over guy in this trailer. How can he say "MEGA SHARK vs. GIANT OCTOPUS" in such a mundane manner?
Or am I expecting too much?
This is one of the Asylum's direct to DVD releases coming out in a week or so. Usually after they sell 8 or 10 copies, the Sci-Fi Channel (or maybe they'll be SyFy by then) picks them up for broadcast. Everyone one of their movies I've seen has been incredibly awful, but, you know, hope springs eternal.
As for the voice over, maybe they were afraid that would have been one geektastic thing too many and our heads would explode.
I don't even have to watch the trailer - that one frame does it for me. I am going to see that movie!
I'm already buying the popcorn. Can't wait. Lamas and Gibson. 'Nuff said.
Can it be better than the one about the giant carnivorous grasshoppers which the SciFi channel had on about three weeks ago? Cause that one was more eye-opening than coffee...
Smiter the Archdeacon
"Can it be better than the one about the giant carnivorous grasshoppers which the SciFi channel had on about three weeks ago?"
Ah, but see, you're leaving out the Gibson factor. Now if it had been Tiffany Vs. Giant Grasshoppers...
Seeing that giant octopus made me ink myself!
Debbie Gibson deserves more respect than Tiffany. First, she performed original music. I don't know if she wrote it herself or not, but she tried songs that had not been wildly popular before. Second, she actually sold tickets.
"Seeing that giant octopus made me ink myself!"
Ack, why didn't I think of that one :)
"Second, she actually sold tickets."
I know she sold at least two. Like I said, my then girlfriend/now wife was a bonafide Gibson maniac. You can rest assured we were there when her concert came through. (Not many people can make they claim they saw Debbie Gibson & Pink Floyd in the same concert season.)
I shall be sure to stock up on Bat Shark Repellent. Is it, by chance, Penguin's exploding octopus?
Xena Catolica
That would be great too! If we keep going, we're probably going to cook up a much better movie than this one is actually going to be.
"That would be great too! If we keep going, we're probably going to cook up a much better movie than this one is actually going to be."You'll need to add surfers and a crazy Australian boat captain who speaks like he has marbles in his mouth.
So let's see, we've got...
80s icon Tiffany
Giant Grasshoppers
Exploding Octopus
Australian Boat Captain
Surfers
The wheels are already turning...
this Mega Shark movie is worth watching for the sole reason that Debbie Gibson stars in it
coffee fan, I just watched it over the weekend and... YOU"RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! She's good in it, playing it straight instead of hamming it up. I keep forgetting she was on Broadway in Les Mis for awhile.
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