Cyborg Cop (1993) Off-brand American Ninja searches the Amazon for his recently robotized brother. John Rhys-Davies bwah-ha-has his way through it all. TIL: As our brothers' keepers we are called to help others who are suffering, even when we have our own problems.
Dad Rock Diary: Gene Simmons - Gene Simmons (1978) Disney songs, Cher, and Beatles knock-offs? Don't get me wrong, it's not all that good, but man, the nads it took to release this. Laudable Lyrics: And if you cross yourself at night I'll come and see you, don't run an' hide.
And finally, over at Irelandseye.com, we have the Irish legend of the Werewolves of Ossory, in which a priest meets a few furry friends in need of confession.